Lincoln Liners: September

L: "Mom, what's in Delia's hair?"
Me: "That's a bow."
L: "Oh. Does that make her a girl?"

"Mom! The grass is wet. This is the best grass ever!"

(As we were reading Are you My Mother?) "I want to go home! I want my mother! You skipped a page dad."

"My legs don't hurt any more, the gas comed out. The gas comed out of my legs... and it came out fast, out of my bum."

L: "Mom, here's a sword and a hook for you. And a sword and a hook for me."
Me: "Oh, thank you. Are we pirates?"
L: "Nope. We're just Mom and Lincoln. We're gonna get the pirates."
Me: "How do we get the pirates?"
L: "They're just big and tall. You're big and tall, like a pirate."
Me: "Am I a pirate?"
L: "Nope. But we're gonna fight 'em!"
Me: "How do we fight pirates?"
L: "We hook their necks and fight their eyes."

"Ivan, I already told you, don't do that!"

"Mom. Sing one more song like I asked you to."

L: "Mom, we need a jet."
Me: "What would we do with a jet?
L: "We would fly way up high up in the sky."
Me: "Where would we go?"
L: "Over the mountains to see Zac." (Zac is a cousin who lives in OR)

"Mom, can I soft Delia?" (That means touch her head softly)

"All the little monsters are sleeping around in Delia's room."

"Mom, I'm gonna grow big, big, BIG and bonk my head on the sky, and then I will cry. But if I bend over I'm small, see?"

Me, talking to A: "We read the stupidest book at story time today."
L: "The stupide..."
Me, quickly covering his mouth: "We read the silliest book at story time today."

"Mom! (lifting his shirt up and pointing) I don't have any milk in here."

Me: "Linc, how's your sandwich?"
L: "Um...I just don't like it."

Aaron: "Lincoln, it's time to go use the potty."
L in a very whiny and loud voice: "But I just used the potty yesterday!"

(In the car on the way home from Target) "Ivan Boy, stay awake my son."