Lincoln Liners/Ivan-Isms July and August

Lincoln

"Mom, I want you to make me laugh off my head."

"Whoa, I'm kinda trippy." (Meaning he was tripping a lot.)

"Some bugs have bowgausgus, it's like a straw that come out of their mouths to drink things."

Aaron pulled up the sign in page on Facebook, L watching over Aaron's shoulder, "Wow! Lines to everybody who is on the Earth!"


I: "It's huge!"
Me: "What's huge?"
I: "Daddy's work."
L: "Ya, it's like 4 feet tall!"


"When I'm the boss I want some kids. I want 5 kids. They have to be born somewhere, like maybe Washington."


"Maybe I"m just going to stick my head out there and tell that rain to stop."


"Mom, we kind of just stole this chair. It's not ours."


"Well, I'm just going to sit over here in this chair and wait and if you come around and want to snuggle me, then you can."


L: "Mom is Johnny Appleseed still alive?"
Me: "No."
L: "Why?"
Me: "Because he's dead."
L: "Why's he dead?"
Me: "Because he got old. When you get too old, then you die."
L: "Is he up in Heaven with Jesus?"
Me: "Yes."
L: "Well, Jesus makes everybody alive again, so Johnny Appleseed isn't dead anymore!"


"I'm not Lincoln, I'm just a soccer practicer."

Ivan

"Mom! Look what I made...a straight line!"

"I'm not a boy anymore, I'm a baby and I need milk!"

Me: What's your brother's name?"
I: "Lincoln Aaron Swan?"
Me: "And what's your name little boy?"
I: (giggling) Lincoln Aaron Swan too!"
Me: "What?! I thought you were Ivan Erastus Swan?"
I: "No..I not Rastus Swan (more giggling), I'm Lincoln!"