So my kids are pretty much hilarious. It's true. Especially Lincoln now that he's talking well enough to come up with his own random thoughts. I decided I should start writing down the things he says. So I made a sidebar on the blog and anytime he made a funny, I just added to the list. But the list is getting long, so I decided that at the end of each month I would publish all his "Lincoln Liners" as a post, and then start over for the new month. Here are the ones for July:
"I just slept in my favorite spot in my bed!"
L - (Coming inside from helping Aaron with the yard work) "Mom, I need three drinks, one for Ivan and two for Lincoln."
Me - "What about Daddy?"
L - "He doesn't need one."
"Ivan! I didn't say boom-a-bamma!"
"Mom, Adelia makes your belly button stick out really far."
Dad - "What do you like?"
L - "I like the library, and I like Target, and Costco"
Dad - "Ha. Do you like Home Depot?"
L - "I love Home Depot. I love it!"
"I'm sweating like a pancake!"
"Look! Mom! Hot glue guns!" (While walking down the drills and tools isle at Home Depot)
"My bottom is a cucumber! (then bending over so his bum is in the air) Cu-cum-ber!"
"Haha, Grandma said Whack!"
"Ivan is my baby sister because he's crying."
"Mom, I'm just coming in to get a toy for my wife."
"Dad, can I have your sucker for just a sec?"
"I want a dinosaur sister."
"Mom, I like Macey's, but I don't like Wal-Mart."
"My dad is a cool cat too."
"Um...wash my eyeballs first!"
"Papa gived me fire!"
"Mom, is Jesus at church today? I don't see him."
"Mom, Daddy made orange juice, does that make you happy?"
"Grandma bringed us milk!"
3 comments:
Oh Krystal... This made me laugh so hard!!! You will be so glad you started writing them down. We have forgotten so many of the cute things my nieces say. It will be such fun memories later on! I love this age when they are starting to think for themselves and have original ideas :-)
I laughed so hard reading these! Ahh kids are so much fun. They say the funniest things.
So funny!
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