Lincoln Liners, Ivan-isms, and Adelia's Additions

"But we don't have mummies anymore, now we just burry dead people in the ground, body and all." -Linc 

"Our yard is just rock world and weed world. " -Ivan

"Oliver's watching me as if he's waited his whole life just to see it. " -Linc

"Adelia, super heroes don't smoke. They obey God. " -Ivan

"Oh Mac and Cheese! I forgot about Mac and Cheese. I must have taken it off the list in my head. I just have a list in my head of all the foods we can eat. I have lots of lists of things in my head. " -Linc

"Kate was making a big cake that needed 13 eggs. She has 9 eggs. How many eggls will she need to borrow? Mom, if she borrows 4 eggs and uses them, will she just take back the shells?" -Linc

"This hat is up to no good! Because it doesn't cover my ears. " -Ivan

"Mom, sometimes you meet bugs. On raspberries. " -Linc 

"Mom, I think Ivan's sleeping to death." -Adelia

"Dad, I want a pickle sandwich for dinner. " -Ivan

"Adelia, everything on the Earth was made by Jesus. Except our shed. Dad made that." -Ivan

Del: "Mom, can you climb up a mountain?"

Me: "Yes. Can you climb up a mountain Del?"

Del: "Oh no, but I can take the escalator though."

Del: "Oh a booger came out. "

Me: "A booger came out of your nose?"

Del: "Yup. I'm ok."

"Mom, this is not rum, it's milk." -Adelia

"Good thing I am good at testing if it's raining or not. " -Lincoln

"Mom, could you perhaps turn it up higher. " -Linc 

"Mom, will you open the blinds a little so I can peer out the window?" -Lincoln