Tuesday, February 4, 2014

My Kids Are Funny

"Mom! You know I hate to get dressed." -Ivan

"You're all confused what a balcony is Del." -Lincoln

"I bet the sun's glad it doesn't have to move around any planets." -Ivan 

"If I get cold I'll just wrap up in my blanket. I'm very fond of my blanket. If I ever lost it I'd want to get another one." -Lincoln

"Remember when I got expelled from Sunbeams and then I went to CTR4?" -Ivan 

Linc: "But Dad, have you ever stabbed someone?"
Me: "Lincoln!"
Linc: "what?! It was just a question."

"Mom, we have an Ollie situation here." -Ivan

"I'm sick of the word 'a' from now on I'm going to skip it." -Ivan

Me: "Del, time to use the potty?"
Del: "But why do I have to be a regular girl?"
Me: "Is a regular girl someone who uses the potty?"
Del: "Yes! And then regular girls just turn into bad guys....well, bad girls."

"Mom can I just pass over you?" -Adelia 

"Mom, I think I'm a rock lobster. You know, those lobsters that just run around in circles over the rocks?" -Lincoln

"Oh! I just shook out my leg. It was all tickley with cake crumbs inside!" -Adelia

"Mom, you're the best mom ever, can I touch your eyelashes?"-Adelia

"Mom! I can speak to the birds!" -Ivan 

"Mom, I always think that songs should end in deep sounds. Instead of high." -Lincoln

"Target! I LOVE Target *deep contented sigh* They always have such lovely things to look at there." -Adelia

"Mom, have you noticed that you're kind of starting to get a beard up here (running his finger along the top of my lip), because I can see a little brown there. Do women grow beards?" -Lincoln

2 comments:

Dawn said...

It's great you write them down. I remember a few but not near enough! You have a darling little bunch!

Bethany C. said...

This made me laugh out loud! Love it!
Thanks for sharing.