Lincoln Liners and Some From the Other Two

"Mom, my crown is attacking me though." -Adelia

"I was just walking among all the juicy things." -Linc

"Mom, do you like my drawing? Well, if you want it to change your life you'll have to give me another sticky note. I'm making an experience." -Ivan

"Mom, I don't like bad guys. They don't bring me great pleasure." -Del

Linc: "Mom, you look good today. "
Me: "Thanks Linc."
Linc: "That's a nice thing for me to say hu? And even if someone doesn't really look good, I can still tell them they do to be nice, right?"

"...please bless me that if I catch a water snake at Bear Lake that I can be careful not to let it poop on me...amen." -Ivan

"I don't think my toes will do any harm. They're in my socks." -Linc

Del: "Mom, Daddy made me a fairy wand.  Are you ready to be proofed?"
Me: "Um, yes?"
Del:"POOF! You're a rabbit. A small rabbit."

"Mom, if God told you to sacrifice me, would you actually do it?" -Lincoln

Me: "Look, there's the missionaries! (riding their bikes down the road. ) Some day when you get big you'll be a missionary."
Ivan: "Do missionaries have kids?"
Me: "No. "
Ivan: "Then why would I ever want to be a missionary? When I grow up I want to be a construction worker."

"Probably when I'm 8, or 9, or 10 I'll be a lot more chatty and then I won't want to play as much." -Linc

"That's not glorious to me." -Linc

Linc: "Ivan do you now how far Balto had to travel? 200 miles!"
Ivan: "Whoa! I would starve to death waiting that long!"

Del, stirring her applesauce with her finger: "One day there was a princess named Galley and she was good."
Ivan: "Oh man! Are you playing family with your applesauce?"

"Daddy woke me up by curiosity when I was asleep. " -Del

Me: "What should we have for dinner Del?"
Del: " I don't know. "
Aaron: "What if we just have pretend dinner tonight?"
Del: "That would be useless."

Lincoln: "Mom! Oh no, Oliver is wearing a pink bib!"
Me: "It's ok Linc, a girl bib will catch the baby food just as well as a boy one ."
Linc: "I know, but girly things kind of make me uncomfortable."

"My tummy was NOT growling, it was just barking. " -Adelia

"Sometimes snakes are for dinner. " -Ivan

Linc: "What time is Clubs?"
Me: "1:30"
Linc: "Holy guacamole, that's cool!"