Lincoln Liners and Ivan-isms March

March

Lincoln Liners

"I'm not sitting on it, I'm slithering!"

"Sometimes, when I turn into a monster, I put out my claws."

"I'm kind of a funny goose."

While doing my hair, I could hear the boys playing in the other room. L: "Ivan climb the rope so you don't get eaten by the shark!"
I: "No!"
L: "Yes! I need you Ivan!"

L: "Is it bath night tonight?"
Me: "No, we had baths last night."
L: "But I just have dead skin and germs all over me."

In a really whiny voice, L: "Mommy, I just got scratched with Ivan's pretzel."
Me: "I think you'll live."
L: "But I don't WANT to live!"

While I was putting Adelia to bed, Ivan stubbed his toe and was crying. L: "It's ok, Ivan, it doesn't hurt." Ivan still crying...L:"Ivan go to your room if you're going to cry at me." Ivan goes. We had to have a talk about who's the mom and who's not. :)

While at out preschool field trip to the pet store, L looking inside a fish tank at some fish, "Oh, this one looks like a germ!"

"Henches are kind of like houses that pour out water, and then the satellite goes BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! That's what it does."

"Ivan, I'm so sorry about this. This is making me a hard time..."

Ivan-isms
I: "Where's Lincoln Boy, Mommy?"

Me: "He's going potty, he'll be out in a minute."
I: "I go get him!" He walks back to the bathroom.
L: "Roar!"
I: "Heheheh, he scare me Mommy! Hehehe"

Ivan woke up from his nap, he sleeps on the top bunk so he can't get down by himself, usually he yells, "Mom!" over and over when he's ready for me to come get him, but today he was yelling, "Doodle-Doodle-Doo! Doodle-Doodle-Doo!" Went I went in there, he laughed and said, "I rooster!"

Ivan has been pretending to be a baby lately. He'll come sit on my lap and say, "Baby sleeping." And close his eyes. Then in about 5 seconds, he pops his eyes open and says, "I wake up!" Then he's on his merry way.
 
He gets this from Lincoln, but lately whenever I go to get Ivan up from his nap he tells me, "I have a good rest, mama, I have a good rest."