February Lincoln Liners and Ivan-isms

Lincoln Liners

A: "Linc you've got shake on your pants."
L: "That's ok the wind will blow it off."

Linc was complaining of not feeling well, so Aaron gave him a glass of water, L: "I think that just helped, but it's not going into my tummy, it's going into my arms."

As I was putting his coat on to walk to church, L: "But I just need a different jacket so that I can show Heavenly Father my strong muscles."

L: "A sparkle cookie!"
Me: "It's called a Snickerdoodle Linc."
L: "A Snickerdoodle? That's a cool name for that cookie, isn't it?"

A: "Linc, who kisses Daddy on the lips?"
L: "Mommy!"
A: "That's right, and who else?" (He was looking for the answer, nobody.)
L: "Melissa!" (Aaron's brother Ryan's wife)

Me: "Linc, who was the first president of the United States?"
L: "Me!"

"Mom, if you take five bites of noodles, I'll give you a boat."

After giving him a leftover oreo truffle from a girls night party I had, L: "A lady treat? That's the coolest thing I haven't seen!"

Pointing to a cut away of a pomagranite on the back of our body wash container, L: "Look Dad, this just has dried meat in it."

"Mom, you're different."

"Mom. would you like to be a lady?"

"Oh my goodness, look at the time! Its thirty clock!"

"Sometimes Henry Morgan cuts off our heads!" (Henry Morgan is an infamous pirate.)

Me: "Ok boys, who wants bread?"
I: "Me!"
L: "Both of the children want bread."
Me: "Oh really?"
L: "Say, 'Got it!'"

"Mom, I have a problem. My problem is...I want to fight with swords. So will you fight with me?"

L: "Mom, did Daddy bring you flowers?"
Me: "Yes he did, wasn't that nice of him?"
L: "Ya. Are you getting married again?"

L saying the breakfast prayer, "Please bless the food, and that we can go safely to Grandma's house, and that daddy can finish his paper..."
About two hours later, me: "Ok boys lets get your shoes and socks on."
L: "Are we going to Grandma's house?"
Me: "No, we're going to story time."
L: "But I just prayed that we could go to Grandma's today."

Ivan-isms

Ivan was holding his stuffed puppy and rubbing it's face all over his face, I: "Mommy, I all wet."
Me: "Why are you all wet?"
I: "Puppy lick me. Hehehe."

The other night at dinner I: "Food on table!" (Put my food on the table)
Me: "No Ivan, you don't get any food until you get down and pick up your plate that you threw on the floor."
I: "I eat table!" And he began using his fork and pretending to scoop up some of the table and stick it in his mouth.
A few minutes later he put his fork on his head, then looked at me and said, "Where fork go Mommy?"
Me: "I don't know Ivan where did it go?"
I: "It's on my head, heheheh!"

I opened the van door to get Ivan out, and found him with one shoe and one sock off, with his toes in his mouth. Me: "Ivan, what are you doing, silly boy?"
I: "Eat toes for super Mommy."

Ivan came running to me squeezing his cheeks together with his mouth open wide. Me: "What are you doing Ivan?"
I: "I a sucker fish."