Lincoln Liners: December

"I'm just having a rough day."

Me: "Lincoln please pick up your blanket and put it on your bed."
L: "You just have to say, 'Buzzy Buzz, do it.' I'm not Lincoln, I'm Buzz."

"Mom, my eyeball got dead. Can you throw me a new one?"

Neighbor: "Are you a girl or a boy?"
L: "I'm a boy."
Neighbor: "How do you know?"
L: "Because I ate my pizza all gone."

"That Jeremy Jacob was a silly goose."

Out of no where L: "Spanish!"
Me: "Spanish?"
L: "Yup. I'm gonna read Spanish!"

"Mom, are you Woody's sweet potato? You are, aren't you."

"Mom, tell Ivan you only love him a little."

"No don't. Don't waggle this."

"Mom, do you wanna jing my bell?" (His jingle bell)

"I'm still all churched up!" (he's still in his church clothes)

"And Kyle put some missiles in my Buzz Lightyear and then Mickey told Kyle to give it to me."