Lincoln Liners August

Little girl at the park: "Hey, do you want to be my friend?"
L: "Um... I'm just Lincoln."

"Holy cow! I say holy cow, but Tanner says Gosh dang it!"

(Walking into the womens bathroom in the Clyde Building on campus) "Wow, this one's really nice in here."

Uncle Kyle: "Linc, who made your dragon cake for your birthday?"
L: "Jesus."

(Looking in the mirror) "I'm not cute." (Picking up a brush and brushing his hair a couple times, then looking in the mirror and smiling) "There! That's better!"

"Mom, I don't have a Delia in my tummy. Not even a little one."

"I just don't want to be tired."

Aaron: "Lincoln, I love you."
L: "Ya, could you go get Grandma?"

"I just let my eyes out so I can see."

"Buzz, Buzz! Where are you? I missed you so much, Buzz!"

"Mom, are you done feeding Adelia? Can I have the rest?"

"Gosh my dang it!"

"I can see Peter Pan through my stelegope (telescope)!"