L watching the end of Beauty and the Beast: "Look Mom! The Beast got turned into a girl!"
Kyle: "Linc are we buddies?"
L: "No, you're not my buddy."
K: "Why not?
L: "Your just a Schoover....or a Goover." (He was trying to say Goober."
"Mom, I helped Jesus make you. I handed him the pieces and he made you so you won't get broken or your brains won't fall out."
L: "Mom, I need to go potty!"
Me: "Okay, we're almost home. Hold it until we get home ok?"
L: "Okay. But I just have a lot of pee in me. But it can't come out. I have a lot. Up to my head. I have pee in my head, a lot of pee. And poop..." (And so on, all the way to our house.)
L laying on his stomach in the hallway: "Mom, Look!......(long dramatic pause).......I'm dead."
L: "Mom, was Lincoln in your tummy?"
me: "Yes."
L: "Was Ivan?"
me: "Yes."
L: "Was Delia?"
me: "Yes."
L: "Was Buzz? (Lightyear)"
Me: "Is your dad the best dad in the whole world?"
L: "No...he's just at work."
A: "Linc, do you want a piece of pizza?"
L: "A pizza pizza?"
A: "No, a piece of pizza."
L: "No. A pizza pizza."
"If I squeeze too hard, the gas comes out."
"Mom, I like your cool mommy hair. Can I touch it?"
L: "Mom, what's Jesus gonna be for Halloween?"
Me: "Um....I don't think Jesus dresses up for Halloween."
L: "I think he's gonna be a pirate."
"Mom, I'm a big boy, so I can't taste those. I don't like 'em."
"Mom, you see that. This is a training sucker. Because it's flat. See. It's just flat and flat and flat."
"I just blinded your mouth."
Me: "Lincoln say something funny."
L: "What's the funny do?"
A: "Good night Linc."
L: "Ok-when-sun-comes-up-we-eat-breakfast-ok?"
"I'm gonna be a black pirate!" (Meaning he's wearing the black bandanna)
1 comment:
These are great. Such a good idea to write them down because I remember a few from my younger siblings over the years, but I know we've lost plenty of good ones they used to say.
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