We've been in Texas almost three months now, so I knew it would come eventually. The phone call. You all know what I'm talking about, it starts something like, "Hi Krystal this is Bishop So-and-So, I'd like to meet with you..." The first word that popped into my mind was "Primary". For sure, I thought, it's for sure the primary. Now don't get me wrong, Primary is great, and definitely necessary. In fact, Aaron and I substituted in the Primary when we lived in Phoenix. Things went smoothly, that is, until the week we forgot to bring them something to color at the end of the lesson and came up with the brilliant idea to let twelve 5-year-olds play duck-duck-goose in a 6x6 foot room. I heard "Jesus Wants Me For a Sun-BEAM!" ringing in my
ears for the entire drive to the church.
Then the Bishop met with me, "Krystal we'd like to extend to you the calling of being...the ward newspaper publisher." The what? Did I hear him right? Does that calling even exist? Now, I shouldn't be surprised that I'd never heard of this calling, I have, after all, lived in BYU wards for the last three years of my life, where such callings exist as "The Relief Society Chair Picker-Upper" and "The Ward Wedding Present Distributor", but this was almost too good to be true. So I am now the official Garland 4th Ward Newspaper Publisher. I even get an assistant. I'm pretty certain that this is the best calling in the whole world. I love to do newspapers. I was the editor of our high school newspaper, and was sad because I thought I'd never have the opportunity to do it again. Well, the Lord works in mysterious ways folks, and I guess you just never know.

Then the Bishop met with me, "Krystal we'd like to extend to you the calling of being...the ward newspaper publisher." The what? Did I hear him right? Does that calling even exist? Now, I shouldn't be surprised that I'd never heard of this calling, I have, after all, lived in BYU wards for the last three years of my life, where such callings exist as "The Relief Society Chair Picker-Upper" and "The Ward Wedding Present Distributor", but this was almost too good to be true. So I am now the official Garland 4th Ward Newspaper Publisher. I even get an assistant. I'm pretty certain that this is the best calling in the whole world. I love to do newspapers. I was the editor of our high school newspaper, and was sad because I thought I'd never have the opportunity to do it again. Well, the Lord works in mysterious ways folks, and I guess you just never know.